By the way. Kevin told me that I had to introduce myself and that if I didn’t, then me and him were gonna tangle in Thunderdome (his exact words). So here goes.
I’m Mike and I lived in the real life House of Irony with most of the other people on this site. I’m pretty much the muscle of the group. Whenever something shady or dirty needs taking care of or cleaning up, I’m the guy they call. I’m kinda like The Wolf in Pulp Fiction.
So, enjoy the site… if you know what’s good for you.
I am nothing if not a tyrannical taskmaster.
I think you’re more like The Wolf meets a cast member of Car Wash, a completely low-rent goon who takes the jobs made men won’t touch. Kind of like a modern day version of the carnival geek.
oh c’mon, baby. Don’t be like that…
You’re still mad cause I didn’t put you on the manliest men list.
I’ll make it up to ya. Lemme buy you sumthin’ pretty the next time you’re down.
Oh. I think there’s a misunderstanding. I meant that as a compliment. You should have seen what I originallly wrote. It was illegal in at least a dozen states.