I found this wicked pic of Armstrong strumming the uke in the quarantine chamber after the moon landing. I got the pic from the site www.rockthatuke.com. It is a film about rock and roll uke players. I was Interviewed for the film but the footage was not used; something about me looking fat in my slacks.
I think you try too hard. Yes, uke players are notorious for being fat, but you shouldn’t try to hide your ectomorphic nature behind a pair of frumpy slacks. Let that tight ass shine! Like Joey Ramone once said, “Just be yourself, man. Just be yourself.”