Being the rampant survivalist that I am, I like to be prepared for any eventuality that may lead to me being one of a handful of people still alive. Praise be to the Lord, then, that I discovered a Zombie Infection Simulator.
It is my sincerest hope that this is a fully scientific and thorough digital representation of such an outbreak, as I’m basing much of my strategy on these simulations. I must express concern though, the spread seems unstoppable, and I’ve watched many a virtual human fall victim to its horrible grasp.
Adding insult to injury, some goof even made a game of it, though it does afford a potential solution to stemming the flood of undead. Perhaps I should be stocking up on missiles and nukes, as a preparatory measure.
Be vigilant, my friends.
What many people don’t understand about the zombie menace is that the zombies themselves are only a catalyst for further, and more damaging, disaster. Imagine a world where people have abandoned their carsin the middle of the roads, where fires are allowed to run rampant, and where growing, harvesting, processing and delivery of food and other essentials would be curtailed, all because the peopkle who take care of such things would be at home with their families, if they’re even still alive.
In other words, we’d be fucked.