I think I’ve stumbled across the most aesthetically retarded website ever. The best thing about this is that this guy is actually trying to promote a graphic design business. I’m trying to talk Kevin into e-mailing this dude and asking him to critique our site. Just to see what he would say. I think it would go something like this.
Kevin: “Do you think you could give me some tips on how to make my site more visually appealing?”
George Rabe: “First off, you need more sparkles. Nothing says that you mean business like a bunch of java sparkle effects. Pepper the page with some banners and maybe some fire effects. Also, never use less than 10 fonts. You want to show that you’re versatile.”
My only hope is that this guy is doing this page as a gag. Then he might be a genius. But I really don’t think he’s kidding around. For a taste of his sense of humor check out his jokes page. If you can find it.
gotta love the hot dog stand colour scheme al la windows 3.1 !
for those who can’t remember:
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000341.html
Since there is no such thing as bad publicity, your post serves no purpose other than to encourage this man. I beg you in the name of Allah to put a stop to this. It is irresponsible and frankly a little dangerous, as I will never be able to un-see this piece of shit.
My eyes feel like they have been magically transmuted to candy and then set on fire.
If i have to suffer, I refuse to suffer alone.