There are some great inventions in the world, this is for certain. It has been humanities ability to invent and create that put us to the top of the food chain. Without our weapons and gizmos we would all be the victim of the Crawbear and other relentless predators.
Today we are able to celebrate an invention known as the fleshlight. It comes in an array of colors, textures and varied openings. It looks like a flashlight, but instead of using it to find candles when the power is out – you just fuck it.
It’s not without a little irony that the photo of the fleshlight is very similar to the one of the BMW in my previous post.
holy shit that is halarious.
Cinema Sewer recently had a overwhelmingly positive review of the fleshlight, stating that it had most of the pleasures of the Real Doll at 1/100th the price, and that it will redefine masturbation.
On an entirely unrelated note, my birthday is coming up soon.