“The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.”
As a self-professed expert on all things Chuck Norris, it’s rare that I come across a piece of information on the actor that I haven’t heard before. That’s why these 30 facts about Chuck Norris, most of which I have never heard before, come as such a surprise. Did you know that Chuck Norris is suing NBC over Law & Order? That Chuck Norris doesn’t need to read? Or that Chuck Norris never sleeps? These wondrous bits of information await both the Norrisphile and Chuck novice alike.
holy shit.. there’s a Mr. T one there as well.
http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty
I think my fav Chuck Norris one is the last one.
I found this site the other day, and pissed my pants! I had no idea Chuck Norris’ tears cured cancer. But I did know that he has never cried before!
As a sidenote, that picture was taken at a cafe in Amsterdam. The mural showed famous patrons of the establishment, and it’s assumed that they all got chronic.
LIES!
Chuck’s response:
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
I was also unaware that Chuck Norris could unscramble an egg