I was reading my morning bbc news the other day and came across this story. I have been depressed for most of my life. I am like a walking willow tree shambling through life till I am dead. I was surprised to no end when I discovered that the only thing keeping me from a positive outlook and ongoing happiness were dolphins. Scientists have discovered that people who swim with dolphins have an increase in overall happiness and well being.
With this newfound scientific discovery, I only see it reasonable to construct moats throughout the great cities of the world and fill them with dolphins. With all that positive dolphin energy in the epicenters of the world I can only suppose a return to Eden. We have ignored the healing powers of dolphin-kind long enough. Let us embrace the healing sounds of dolphin song.
I feel calmer just looking at that dolphin photo.
The real question is, what kind of effect do we have on the dolphins? Humankind will be on cloud nine, meanwhile all the dolphins will need anti-depressants.
Why build moats when we can build canals?