I’d like to take a minute and get serious about dental care, if only for the opportunity to go on about my new electric toothbrush, the Oral B CrossAction Power Max.
I’ve tried electric toothbrushes in the past, but every last one was strictly Mickey Mouse, like using a toy to clean my teeth. This new toothbrush is practically military-grade, and it’s more like a two minute assault on germs. Don’t believe me? This goddamn thing comes with its own charger, no batteries. No fooling, it’s like visiting the dentist every day, and my teeth have never felt better. I could practically be in a toothpaste commercial.
But, honestly, this breaks down to a case of investing in my 200 year future. How long before teeth can be regrown? 10 years? 20? The less time I have to sit in the dentist chair from here to then, the better. How about you, are you ready to make a commitment to yourself?
I think you are.
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This was a public service announcement from your friends at the House of Irony.
Actually this product has just been recalled for those clients with special needs….you may be up for a refund? jk But, try medicalnewstoday.com for more info. Who doesn’t want to visit their sweet little hygienist anyways?