Cambarusidae Majoris. Hailing from the wilds unknown rises the ferocious spirit of Mother Earth made corporeal. CRAWBEAR! Beware mankind for the Crawbear stalks the land seeking to restore the balance through bloodshed and mindless slaughter. Nothing can stop it. Only when it’s lust for manflesh has been sated shall the earth know peace once again.
The House of Irony / Archives Crawbear
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Grrmmwaaaaaaawwwlll!
If ninjas and pirates were to see past their centuries long blood feud and combine forces against this common enemy, mankind still wouldn’t stand a chance.
Now that I’ve soiled myself, I think I’ll go make my peace with God…
I weep for tommorow.
The Crawbear may be plotting the demise of the entire human race, but at least he’s environmentally conscious.