The elusive Crawbear has many different faces and occupations:
Please be advised the above is an artist rendering, and not an actual photo.
The House of Irony / Archives A Public Notice
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The House of Irony / Archives A Public Notice
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The elusive Crawbear has many different faces and occupations:
Please be advised the above is an artist rendering, and not an actual photo.
This image makes me tremble with fear. The artist’s rendering shows but a fraction of the power which the Crawbear posses, and the realty of this is so staggering that the mind refuses to comprehend this. I weep for humanity!
the crawbear has finally mastered it’s Chi energy.
all hope is lost.
all our base are belong to crawbear.
We are now offering corsets out of crawbear pelts. I unfortunately backed over one that was hiding in my garage the other night. I figure it had been hiding out in there for some time, as I found an enormous stash of old shredded Marvel comics that it had been using as bedding. And people have the nerve to say Rom: Spaceknight was useless. Oh, and it looks like it has some shred of oddball intelligence because at the bottom of the pile of shredded Rom’s I found an old mason jar filled with my toenail clippings from the last year, with claw marks all over the lid. This leads me to believe that the crawbear, while lousy with jars is quite adept with keys because I can’t find my housekey. Or my nail clippers for that matter.