In a new and startling discovery, french archeologists have uncovered what may be the most unsettling evidence that the Crawbear was no accident. Long believed to have been a random mutation from chemical and biological wastes, this image brings new evidence that the Crawbear is linked to the planet in as yet unknown ways. A force of nature’s wrath? Mother nature herself? No one knows for sure, not even the french archeologists who discovered the cave paintings and who have reportedly gone into hiding since the find. No one could be reached for further comment on the grim discovery, but as can be ascertained from the ancient image, doom is coming, and it’s name is the Crawbear!
This post is officially my favourite thing, ever.
Billy, you win the internet.
But who could that be trapped inside the Crawbear?
I wonder…