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I’ll never be afraid again after the Count teaches me his secrets!

Fuck Count Dante!!

This is one of my favorite old comic ads. I want to know the world’s deadliest fighting secrets! I want to be a black dragon! Most of all, I want that fro and moustache.

oh.. and it appears I made a fatal grammatical error.

I didn’t mean “Fuck Count Dante!” as in “fuck him, he aint shit”

I meant it like “Holy Fuck!! It’s Count Dante!!” like I’m amazed to see him. I hope this apology protects me from his unbeatable fists of fury.

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