36th Chamber, Nobody Pull Guns Out, Spaceships, Toddlers, Model T. Cars & Jars of Beer

Today I searched for the location of a Shaolin school that may be opening in Canada, lyrics to Redman’s Lay You Out, and a clip of an SNL skit.

Bamalama-Fizz-Vaj, Wo Xiang Tanbai and Killer Stir Fry.

Today I searched for the rules for Go Johnny Go Go Go Go, the Mandarin version of Immaculate Machine’s Dear Confessor, and an equivalent to Mongolian Village in Toronto.

Air Force One Tagged

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Check out the video of Marc Ecko tagging Air Force One. Yes, the president’s plane. After you’re done watching the tag video, watch Marc Ecko talk about why he did it at the stillfree website.

thanks to Dave B. for the heads up.

Chappelle in the Studio

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Just watched the episode of Inside The Actors Studio with Dave Chappelle. It’s probably the funniest and most honest interview, and definitely the best episode of the show, I’ve ever seen. The advice and truisms from Chappelle aren’t just for people who want to be performers, they’re for life in general.

And yeah, it does have heartfelt moments, and wisdom, and insight, and all that other gay stuff. But it’s also funny as hell. There are even parts where James Lipton breaks in some comedic chops… and, for once, he doesn’t look like a pretentious kiss-ass doin’ it. At one point, Chappelle even makes him get up and bust out some old school ballet moves. And the crowd went apeshit. I think that’s one of the signs of a great performer. He doesn’t just make himself look good. He makes everyone around him look like a star.

Letters to Walken

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Ok. We all know that the whole Santa thing is a myth perpetrated on us by our devious parents. It’s right up there with all the other lies we were told as children. Things like the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, and White Jesus. But I think some of us would still like to believe in something. If you want to re-capture your childhood and send a letter to someone, who better to send it to than Christopher Walken.

My favorite on that page, other than the one pictured above, is the Noah from NY letter.

30 Facts About Chuck Norris

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“The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.”

As a self-professed expert on all things Chuck Norris, it’s rare that I come across a piece of information on the actor that I haven’t heard before. That’s why these 30 facts about Chuck Norris, most of which I have never heard before, come as such a surprise. Did you know that Chuck Norris is suing NBC over Law & Order? That Chuck Norris doesn’t need to read? Or that Chuck Norris never sleeps? These wondrous bits of information await both the Norrisphile and Chuck novice alike.

Internet Nostalgia: Real Ultimate Power

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This is what you call Real Ultimate Power.

I know blogs are about discussing new information, but I want to try something out. I figure that, maybe once a month, I would post about an old internet site from the past that was funny as hell or really huge for a time, but that we’ve forgotten about. Sort of like an internet nostalgia thing. For this first installment, I decided to go with a classic from a few years back.

I haven’t viewed this site for a long time, then, recently for no reason, I loaded it up out of the blue. It still kicks my ass to this day. If you haven’t seen it for awhile, it’ll remind you right away why you loved it. If you’ve never seen it, here’s your chance to discover greatness. What can I really say about it. If you want to get pumped, check it out.