The House of Irony / Events

Today I searched for Sir Isaac Crab, lyrics for songs by Reiko Ike, and the date for next year’s G-Fest.

I remember the first time I met Doug…

Wait. No I don’t. How the fuck did we meet?

It might interest a few of our readers to know that Welland Centennial Secondary School is celebrating its 40th anniversary this year. To honour the occassion, the school will be having a reunion during the Thanksgiving weekend. This is a perfect opportunity for us all to gather together and realize just how little we’ve accomplished in over a decade.

J. and I were feeling lazy yesterday so we ordered a large pepperoni from the Pizza Pizza on the corner. 20 minutes later I left to pick it up, and during my half-block stroll I noticed a number of incredibly pale and awkward-looking individuals roaming around, picking through garage sales and dodging traffic.

The Pizza Pizza was packed. People kept coming in, waiting five minutes, then leaving in disgust. There were no individual slices on display and the meagre staff were scrambling to make fresh ones. Reinforcements were called in. They barely made a difference.

I looked around to for an explanation. Three skinny middle-aged men with long, grey hair were bent over their table scribbling on a piece of paper. A group of acne-scarred teens were discussing the merits of Battlestar Galactica at the counter. And the geeks kept pouring in, avoiding eye contact and squirming uncomfortably in the bright light of day.

I hadn’t seen anything like this in years, not since a trip to Kitchener/Waterloo years ago. A second glance at the table with the older guys confirmed my suspicions. Sitting in the middle of their table was the world’s largest dice bag. Somewhere in my neighbourhood someone was holding a gaming convention.

Later that night I passed the curling club one block away from where I live. I could just barely hear the sounds of Salt-N-Pepa coming from within. The cool geeks were outside smoking in the rain. I kept walking.