In a new and startling discovery, french archeologists have uncovered what may be the most unsettling evidence that the Crawbear was no accident. Long believed to have been a random mutation from chemical and biological wastes, this image brings new evidence that the Crawbear is linked to the planet in as yet unknown ways. A force of nature’s wrath? Mother nature herself? No one knows for sure, not even the french archeologists who discovered the cave paintings and who have reportedly gone into hiding since the find. No one could be reached for further comment on the grim discovery, but as can be ascertained from the ancient image, doom is coming, and it’s name is the Crawbear!
CNN reports that science has uncovered a disturbing discovery today. It seems a new crustacean has been found in the oceans. What makes this unique is that this creature resembles a lobster, yet it is covered in fur. Evolution is a frightening and beautiful thing. In this case, more frightening than beautiful. This new discovery completely falls in line with recent sightings of a bear-like creature with lobster appendages. Perhaps this new crustacean, which scientists have named Kiwa hirsuta, is a distant relative of the elusive Crawbear. Only time will tell. Unfortunately, there may not be much time left.
thanks to Jax for the heads up.
The elusive Crawbear has many different faces and occupations:
Please be advised the above is an artist rendering, and not an actual photo.
Cambarusidae Majoris. Hailing from the wilds unknown rises the ferocious spirit of Mother Earth made corporeal. CRAWBEAR! Beware mankind for the Crawbear stalks the land seeking to restore the balance through bloodshed and mindless slaughter. Nothing can stop it. Only when it’s lust for manflesh has been sated shall the earth know peace once again.
