From the Shadows…

Karissa's Logo, all pixelly

I’m starting to feel like I’ve dropped off the planet, sitting in front of my monitor endlessly yet never posting, a creepy lurker on my own websites.

My reason is obvious for anyone that knows me, I’m as singleminded as they come, and right now all of my focus is on developing Karissa’s new site. We went minimalist while the rest of the site’s being constructed, all that’s there right now is a worklog of Karissa’s latest product, a knitting purse.

Karissa’s really been putting a lot of work into her end of things, spending a lot of time documenting her progress, updating, and yet I’m having trouble doing the same. The only thing on my mind lately is OSCommerce alternatives. AGAIN. (Without a doubt, this will be the topic of my next post.)

P.S. Can you believe I haven’t written about the Mac Mini I bought THREE weeks ago?

Rock, Paper, Saddam

It is no secret that Saddam is my favorite dictator. He had a great moustache, loved american cinema and had a version of the Koran written with his own blood. Through hard work and a lot of hustle, he killed a lot of dudes and made the rest very, very afraid. Say what you will about the man’s ethics – he ran a tight ship.

I came across a site today that celebrates the courtroom antics of this zany role model. The address is www.rockpapersaddam.com Please treat yourself to the comedy stylings of the Terror from Tikrit!

Air Force One Tagged

marc ecko
Check out the video of Marc Ecko tagging Air Force One. Yes, the president’s plane. After you’re done watching the tag video, watch Marc Ecko talk about why he did it at the stillfree website.

thanks to Dave B. for the heads up.

So I Have Come Upon A New Addiction

Welcome to my new addiction. Kittenwar. It’s quite simple really. You look at two images of kittens, and you click on the one you think is the cutest. But just as you think you’ve won the war, two more kittens show up. It is a near infinite supply of cuteness on a level that would stun Lucifer himself and possibly make him recount his ways.

Buffie the Body

A few months back I was in a 7-11 hanging out with my buddy Bonner. He knew the girls at the counter and I was on a hot streak with some scratch tickets, we were living the life. I went to the magazine rack to look for some cover sluts, and that is when I saw Buffie on the cover of SSX.

I am a fan of chocolate ladies, and good sweet gracious this chick is hot. When I showed Bonner the magazine we stood there open mouthed, like children in a tree house looking at porno for the first time. Her ass is the stuff of legends, It is like the Yeti; you don’t believe in them till they help you tap your trees for sap.

If you were going to build a rap video slut from scratch I don’t think you would do any better. Lord knows when the HOI does a rap video she will be in it, working for Pisiak.

Man it Up

The other day I was minding my own business, noodling around on the internet when all of a sudden, a strong desire to look at belt buckles came upon me. I came across some quality sites but none quite as delicious as www.garyscustomsaddleryandsilver.com

For the love of all that is good and holy look at these buckles! This makes any man, woman or child look like a championship wrestler.

Always Imitated, Never Duplicated

Google gave us a heavy dose of flattery today by copping our blog style today:

Punked by Google

They made it out like it was to honor some guy’s birthday, but everyone here knows their real target. At first, Mike wanted to throw down with the Internet Juggernaut, but I convinced him that if we play our cards right, we could just get acquired and cash out. We’re totally Web 2.0, Google, call us!